Taylor Swift’s new gig obviously has no implications relating to another romance scandal, but it certainly doesn’t stop other tabloids to poke fun at the alleged heartbreaker.
According to a few sites, Diet Coke is Taylor’s newest boy toy. IBTimes titled their post “Taylor Swift Allegedly Engaged to Diet Coke: Will it Last?” Perez Hilton titled his article “Taylor Swift Engaged To… Diet Coke?!” and continues his joke:
“[Diet Coke and T-Swift] makes an adorbzies couple! Especially considering T Swizzle wrote love letters to Diet Coke waaaaay before she and Harry Styles were serious!!”
As ridiculous these sound, she certainly had it coming. Rumored to have dated over 13 men over the past four years, it’s no wonder that Michael J. Fox wanted the 22-year-old backing-off from his son, (after Tina Fey’s stab at the 22 year old during the 2013 Golden Globes), and no wonder all these tabloids in counting are poking fun at the songwriter. Hmm.. we are only 29 days into the year 2013.. how long will these jokes go on for?
Well, at the rate of Taylor’s dating habits, it’s probably going to go on for a while. I’m personally a fan of her, and so I can’t help but wonder how she’s taking these jokes. Perhaps a new song? The only advice I could muster for her is that she should take some time and enjoy being single, start dating men her own age, and probably stop dating to make more money. Sure time’s are tough, but I’m sure she’s already got more than enough for substantial living.
All boy drama aside, this is definitely one relationship that cannot end badly, and potentially be her longest, drama-free relationship yet! (Sorry, couldn’t help it!) But seriously, congrats Tay!Tags: diet coke, Golden Globes, harry styles, ibtimes, Michael J. Fox, Perez Hilton, Taylor Swift, Tina Fey