As much as it pains me to admit it, Justin Bieber’s gotten hot over the years. Almost too hot. Whether we like it or not, it’s safe to say we’ve all pretty much been afflicted with Bieber Fever. Following suit, I’m ready and willing to join the tweenaged girls in their lovefest, as long as he drops that ‘stache.
While my animalistic instincts can’t ignore his rippled abs and luscious (and extremely touch-tempting) hair, I cannot deal with Bieber’s peach fuzz.
The Biebs is a cute kid, I’ll grant him that much. It’s just weird crushing on someone who once mirrored Ellen Degeneres, but could now easily rival the sexiness of Robin Thicke or Justin Timberlake in their prime.
The “Boyfriend” crooner took to Instagram days ago, after working hard in the studio, to premiere his “‘stache,” which has taken full bloom since then. I am not feeling this new facial accessory, it looks like a caterpillar crawled onto Bieber’s face, hoping to get a kiss, and instantly died of all the hotness Bieber emits.
I really don’t know what’s going on with the world, the hairy and hairless trend in Hollywood is becoming too much to handle. My world was immediately crushed when news hit the web that our lovable wolf man, Joe Manganiello, shaved off all his scruff! And now Bieber is growing out his own? I simply can’t deal with these changes.
“Oh, Joe. Where art thou beard? Why have thou abandoned thee?” I suck at Shakespeare, so you know.
Do you Belieb the singer’s mustache will be long-term, or are you already preparing your clippers? Tell me in your comments!!Tags: facial hair, joe manganiello, Justin Bieber, mustaches