Good Gatsby! Leonardo DiCaprio lusting after a model? That just can’t be true!
According to Life & Style, our beloved Leo was caught making a desperate pass at Brit model-of-the-moment, Cara Delevingne, during a Great Gatsby party at the Cannes Film Festival this past week.
But could that beeeee? Life & Style, are you seriously telling us that Leo’s into models? Since when? Name one of his ex-girlfriends that was a model. Gisele Bundchen? Philanthropist. Erin Heatherton? Lingerie expert. Bar Refaeli? Hebrew translator. Helena Christensen? Photographer. Amber Valletta? Actress from Hitch. See? Leo’s about as close to a modelizer as Titanic was to that iceberg.
Wait a second…
Okay, so he’s into models! So this news of him hitting on yet another model isn’t, in fact, news. But what is news is that Cara reportedly turned him down. Leonardo DiCaprio got rejected! Holey moley!
Life & Style reports that Leo “begged” Cara to come back to his hotel room with him but “Cara was having none of it.” Apparently Leo “tried every trick in the book and kept lunging for her but she kept dodging him. She thought he was too forward and too old.”
Oh my gawd. She thought he was too old! Oh man, poor Leo! He’s only 38, you guys! I mean, in my mind he’s still 20-year-old Jack Dawson, so technically he and Cara Delevingne are the same age…kind of…sort of.
It wasn’t a total shutdown, though. He was finally able to score Cara’s phone number, which is something! I though Cara had a boyfriend anyway, no? Wasn’t she dating indie singer/songwriter Jake Bugg? (Yeah, I have no idea who he is either.) Maybe that’s why she wasn’t into Leo! At least, that’s what he should keep telling himself.
It’s the end of an era, you guys. When Leonardo DiCaprio can no longer snag models, you know the world has gone all topsy turvy. I admit, I kind of feel bad for the guy! But it’s time for you to settle down, Leo. And no, I don’t mean settle down and get married. I mean you literally need to settle down. What kind of creeper “lunges” at women?!
What are your thoughts? Do you really believe Leonardo DiCaprio got rejected?
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