As graduation looms for college seniors and the haunting of the “real world” creeps closer and closer by the day, students across the country are enjoying their last few weeks as undergrads…as, well, as being “kids.” Yet, while some universities are saving every nickel and dime they have to nab an accomplished commencement speaker, (a la the University of Pennsylvania’s speaker Denzel Washington), others opted to spend a bit more cash on a pre-graduation event for a woman who has done, well, nothing. With the exception of being the staple of Seaside Heights, NJ. more…






